Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.

Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.

by shtoven December 13, 2010

Human Suitcases

Midgets on Roller Scates being pulled through an airport

These Human Suitcases are the best!

by stefon'sbff March 3, 2011

human suitcase

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

by SNLFAN March 3, 2011

human suitcase

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

by SNLFAN March 3, 2011

Human Dynamo

An especially loquacious person who clearly doesn't know what he/she is talking about

"If bullshit were electricity, that guy would be a Human Dynamo!"

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Human Suitcase

A human suitcase is when you make a midget on roller skates wear all of your clothes and you pull them on a rope through an airport.

Janae pulled her human suitcase through the airport freely until TSA agents confiscated her midget.

by SuPeRDeFoRMeD March 1, 2011

Human Scum

What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.

I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.

by Wildburr April 26, 2016