turd in his pocket

bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'

(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!

jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket

the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
by michael foolsley June 27, 2011
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chillin with his hat on

1.One who is wearing a hat.(while chilling)

2.A boy who has no game whatsoever.

"theres Dan just chillin with his hat on!!!"
by Miss JoJo February 15, 2006
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fuck his dad

It's a comment made commonly amongst tradespeople who are answering a question with a silly answer, either because they have no actual answer to give or because the real answer is common sense and shouldn't have to be said.
Apprentice: "Hey, I am having trouble with the client constantly checking to see if my cupboards are level, what should I do?

Tradie: "Have you tried to fuck his dad ?"
by Painting is not a trade September 24, 2020
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Bun in his unit

The unexpected pregnancy of a homosexual man and his partner, whereas the man falls pregnant and no female is used.
Guy 1 - Oh boy, is Bill getting fatter?
Guy 2 - No way, he has a bun in his unit!
Guy 1 - OMG!!!
by aussiedude85 May 16, 2011
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wracking his brian

We thought the OP meant he was trying to remember something, but after he slipped and linked us to the site he was visiting we realized "wracking his brian" meant he was jacking off!
by NBF User August 02, 2005
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Queer his crack

To have queer relations with another mans butt crack.
Man, I would love to queer his crack.

or

You're gay, I bet you would queer his crack if you could.
by The Crawnic February 19, 2003
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Kick his cat

This is the sentence that describes the action of "sucking dick". this is used so others will not know what you are talking about and will keep your private information between you and your friends. this originated from one friend telling the other about this situation and telling them to keep it a secret but when it slipped up this was used to cover the secret.
by hecking cool person June 18, 2019
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