mislaid glasses dilemma

Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.

Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.

by QuacksO October 26, 2020

National Break A Glass Day

You have to break a glass or a mug

Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day

by Milky Babqs December 29, 2020

Glass Tiger

When you’re banging a chick from behind and you stick each one of your fingers in her butt, then reach out to paint her face and hit her with a beer bottle.

I did the glass tiger last night. She wasn’t a happy camper.

by Luke Long Stroke January 5, 2021

glass

To use a shattered beer bottle, or any other form of broken glassware, to assault another person with the intent of cutting them.

"If this twerp keeps trying to defend Trump and his cronies, I'll glass him."
"But you haven't finished your beer yet!"
"See if I give a shit."

by BeerBeezy January 9, 2021

Glasses at 10 past 10

When on occasional spectacle wearer uses glasses to compensate when concentrating. Arms at 10 past, lens frame at 10 o'clock

"Pete means business on this Playstation fishing game. Glasses at 10 past 10".

by FishboyLells January 13, 2021

Glassed

Hammered it

I absolutely glassed that race

by XBOX=UrbenFlame January 16, 2021

glass stallion

a man who walks around with much bravado, but in reality has a fragile ego (as if made of glass)

Most LA chads are glass stallions, snobby and pompous on the surface as relates to having the best clothes and attending the coolest parties, but inside they are shallow and insecure, easily shattered by rejection and disdain coming from the fairer sex

by barnstormer22 February 17, 2021