Get Twisted

This is from one of those dumbass "Above the Influence" commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another "hey we about to go get twisted, you in?". The definition of "twisted" is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, nobody in history has ever said they are getting fucking twisted.

Stereotypical Black kid 1: Aye Mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?

Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

Get a Life

A phrase told to people who waste their time. As told mostly to people who do nothing but play video games and or go to chatrooms and talk to people on the internet or use the internet all day and do nothing useful in life.

"OH MY GOD! Are you seriously on this stupid Chatroom about Sonic! Get a life already."

by TheCarolinaExperience July 10, 2015

get religion

to change up ways and policy as if having had an epiphany, often hypocritically

Lost a good f*ck buddy because she wanna get religion out of nowhere for the new year, knowing damn well I just got brain and the whole shot from her the month before!

Britney Spears got religion when her father took over her affairs.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

get off it

leave me or whatever alone

dude, "get off it"

by Colin August 7, 2003

Get Crunk

To get buck-ass-wild

Yo homie, let's go to the club and get crunk!

by DangerousZANE April 18, 2006

Getting railed

Taking it up the ass, getting your backdoor slammed so hard that the hinges fall off.

Tony: Did you manage to convince her for a shagg?
Lamar: Yeh man i reamed her like a donkey. She is getting railed on a daily basis.
Tony: Ahh send me some ass when your done.

by butt inspector January 17, 2010

get it right get it tight

A phrase popularized by the Freddyboy Show, an internet show. The host Freddyboy signs off every episode with the phrase "Get It Right, Get It Tight" The literal meaning is to find a hot chick that is not a slut. More generally one can interpret it to mean to live life with obedience to your own moral code and find a partner that is not a slut or a man whore, or interpret it to mean to go out and seek success. The expression is often used in a back and forth banter of the extrapolated version of the sign off on the show. The expression is also abbreviated as GIRGIT.

Friend A - Whatcu ben up to?
Friend B - Been job hunting
Friend A - Get it right get it tight!
Friend B - Cause if it ain't tight...
Friend A - It definitely ain't right.

by FreddyBoyFanPage May 19, 2014