Jabba Drunk

When someone gets so drunk, they only mumble incoherently, causing them to sound like Jabba the Hutt.

He was so Jabba Drunk last night he couldn’t form a sentence if he wanted to!

by JenBamer April 28, 2019

drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

drunk train

The last train, subway, etc to leave the city after the bars and clubs have closed.

We didn't want to drive drunk so we ended up taking the drunk train home.

by draco677 May 17, 2016

Drunk Tits

When a girl is so drunk that she stumbles around with her exposed boobs flopping around.

I know she had a good time at the party because she had drunk tits.

by dgb85 January 1, 2015

Drunk soccer

Drunk soccer is a drinking game where players do tequila shots while playing soccer.

How to play:

Each team gets one sober player, the goalie. At the start each team does a shot (or enough alcohol to get buzzed, except the goalies). Each time one team scores, the opposing team has to do a shot. At half time both team do a shot (again except the goalies).

That was an epic game of drunk soccer, the other team was wasted.

by arminel01 November 21, 2013

drunk diving

scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk

Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving

by mustang maniac April 20, 2010

pillow drunk

The point when, after having been awake for an extended period of time, a person becomes unusually hyper and loopy, somewhat mimicking the effects of being drunk. Usually lasts anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour, and is almost always followed by a harsh crash.

After being awake for 30 hours, I was so pillow drunk that I couldn't stop laughing at the word "bubbly".

by Firestorm515 November 29, 2016