drunk michael

The embodiment of a good time

"Bro drunk michael came to town last night"

by Eric.is.a.fatass June 2, 2017

drunk munchkin

a shorter than average man who likes to succkle breast milk straight from the source

mom, i know you think he is bad for me but he is a drunk munchkin and i think i want to marry him

by JasonPourne August 18, 2022

drunk sleeping

Drunk sleeping is when you don't have rem sleep therefore you're not really asleep and you're still drunk. It's not conscious or unconscious. At the end of the day it's poor sleeping and you're still tired when you wake up.

While I was drunk sleeping, I pissed on myself.

Did you have a good nights sleep? No, I drunk slept.

by SMELLYCUNT June 14, 2018

Hemingway-drunk

A state of being so intoxicated the imbiber could reasonably be compared to Ernest Hemingway.

A long, difficult work week will invariably result in Mike getting Hemingway-drunk.

by blanderrobinson May 23, 2013

Morning drunk

When you can't spell,talk or do anything in the morning.

Man leave me alone im morning drunk
Friend: put you put your cat in the washer!

by Senpaioctopianal August 19, 2016

Drunk Lag

A physiological condition, characterized by fatigue, irregular sleep patterns, and headache, which follows a long night of drinking. Symptoms may be similar to those of 'jet lag,' but are not the result of traveling between time zones.

"Where have you been? I've tried calling you all day."

"Major drunk lag. I woke up at 5 PM."

by EdibleMetal January 4, 2010

drunk couch

n. -

1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.

2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.

"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."

"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."

by paul-e-d October 17, 2012