A worthless bumb who don't care about family and spreads syphilis to his girlfriend while she pregnant and always leaves the door open and won't fight if knows he will get ass kicked and always wants money for nothing and bisexual
man that was very dank of you
by You no dis man March 15, 2022
Get the Dankmug. These are some dank memes
by Tv March 31, 2023
Get the Dankmug. The term refers to a person's failed attempt to prank someone through a practical joke. Pulling off a world class prank requires a multitude of tactics, precise execution with the use of clever tricks. When the prankster fails to assess the prank subjectively, the prankee will become an unwitting but willing party to the so called failed prank or outwit the
prankster.
prankster.
Jessica's jaw was painfully popping and clicking, angrily spitting on his penis, a demonic woe of moisturizing his chaffing penis. Vigorously stroking his shaft did trigger an orgasm but no signs of an imminent ejaculation.Pretending to be shocked by his ejaculatory drought, Jose poked a bendable straw into his urethra and told Jessica to sip up
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't
the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."
YOU'VE BEEN DANKED
Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!
Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!
Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!
A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!
Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!
Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!
Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!
Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't
the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."
YOU'VE BEEN DANKED
Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!
Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!
Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!
A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!
Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!
Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!
Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!
Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!
by You've been danked! June 2, 2018
Get the You've been danked!mug. something that is considered cool. Like when you're hanging with your friends and are having a good time, people will say "dank" in place of words like "awesome", "cool", or "fun"
by ithacastudent99 November 28, 2017
Get the Dankmug. Jesse-"Hey Tom, look at this super funny meme of a guy with a blue tooth.... AND IT SAYS BLUETOOTH!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHA"
Tom-"Allow me to show you De Wae" (goes on youtube and shows Jesse videos from Emisoccer, SMFSK, TheDankMemeBandit, and Cosmic Leo)
Jesse-"What do you call these godly videos"
Tom-"Those, my friend, are Dank Memes. And congrats, you just graduated from normie school"
Tom-"Allow me to show you De Wae" (goes on youtube and shows Jesse videos from Emisoccer, SMFSK, TheDankMemeBandit, and Cosmic Leo)
Jesse-"What do you call these godly videos"
Tom-"Those, my friend, are Dank Memes. And congrats, you just graduated from normie school"
by TheMichael27 January 19, 2018
Get the Dank Memesmug. by YOAurLoCALDrUGDEalEr March 23, 2019
Get the Dankmug. 