Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.

Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.

by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017

Brandon and sara

Two freinds who are retardedly in love but fucking there lives up

Brandon and sara are retarded

by Fjjxhshsjfjj jzj January 3, 2018

Brandon morin

He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.

That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.

by Celery man January 22, 2018

brandon dodd

A total arsehole that has no friends and dumps a good girlfriend and asks someone else out and gets rejected. Looks like a nerdy gay maths geek. Also, a bent cock.

Oh that Brandon Dodd is such a nonce

by Joe Blogsypop February 9, 2018

Brandon Camp

One Fruity Boi

Brandon Camp is one of the fruitiest boys youll ever done do see

by UrbanBoi//DictionaryBoi November 8, 2018

Brandon George

What began as a man, turned into a myth.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.

“Hey man, you better toss that frisbee with Brandon George, or else he’s gonna take your Butt V-Card”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully”

by TheFakeQuan November 12, 2018

Brandon Badcock

Is often a bot at fortnite and other video games.He is not that smart and is a bad person.

Brandon Badcock is a bot!

by Bill neye December 23, 2018