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cod-block

A person who steals your kill at key moments in any call of duty or online FPS game, and gets full credit for said kill.
Mike: Dude, this guy just stole my kill! WHAT A FREAKING COD-BLOCKER!!!!!!!

Damon: hahaha pwnd
by dante0220 July 26, 2010
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Boner-block

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Original definition circa 1987
When a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the massive erection, boner block.
Another derivation: Anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the massive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces
Billy: Gee I hope this massive erection I have right now makes the school yearbook, and this girl's douche bag boyfriend's see where her hands is.
Tom:Dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
Two months later.
Tom: Billy you totally gotboner-blocked, Lisa's big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody's grins.
by drswagman October 29, 2011
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c-block souljaz

PHAT CAP YO.....We be munchin dees peices like other assorted non phsycedelic Fungi... as well as fat mount everest sized bowls. There as big as all the people that have died on that mo-fo
Random Cracky: Fuck yo im freaking out dinasours are fuckin taking over, plus there ant counterparts are roaming the urbans hoods as well
C-Block: No man, u just hit a he did it, chill with that... dont be flop
by Jorad/ J- Lor May 4, 2005
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clock block

When someone is sitting in class so that they block your view of the clock. You can't check the time without leaning over conspicuously and the teacher noticing
Bryn: Dude that guy was totally clock blocking me, Mr. Richards noticed me looking at the time and kept us for another five minutes.

Oliver: Man I hate clock blockers
by brynster48 January 15, 2010
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cock block

To prevent one using one's cock in the manner that one desires.
Neutering Antoine, the cute cute cat, was the ULTIMATE cock block.
by m. w. November 24, 2006
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boob block

The act of one woman ruining another woman's chances for achieving something. The feminine version of cock blocking.
Amy was so jealous of Jenny, she totally boob blocked her from scoring free concert tickets.
by Selfish Mom September 26, 2009
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cock-block

An action hindering another person's progress. Commonly referenced as a sexually related progress but not exclusively related to just sexual affairs. From the European native art of cock-blocking. "Kalk-block"
My broski really cock-blocked me today by not calling me back in due time. Matt is a real cock-block, he didn't give me a phone number to a potential customer in time! Richards can be a real cock-block at times, he never includes me in his important stories! My brosef was not answering my text messages--he was acting like a real cock-blocking son of a bitch!
by Brosef Bryan March 28, 2010
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