Twisty Bender

Someone on a controlled substance that has a Chronic urgency of erratic movements that every notice. Commonly due to chronic use of metamfetamine.

Oh, shit did you see that Twisty Bender in line at Mc Donalds.

by DrillerMiller69 June 11, 2019

Fender Bender

A person with a large ass that hangs over the fender of your motorcycle.

I can't believe you had a fender bender on your bike last night.

by Amazing Alice June 27, 2019

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

Eilidh Benderson

The type of girl that pretends to be gay but really isn’t.

Here is ways to tell spot a “Eilidh Benderson”
1. Wears fake freckles

2. Dyes hair
3. Wears OBSESSIVE amounts of makeup

4. Acts Bi but claims to be different

We must all work together to stop her!

Uh oh. Here comes Eilidh Benderson

by C4MSW3 December 9, 2019

Surprise Blunderbuss

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.

Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes

by Cave man101 December 13, 2019

Fender bender

When a group of men with big dicks and can steal anyone’s girl decide to fucking fall in the floor like fucking goats screaming the fenderrrrr benderrrrr dudddddeeee

Did you see The fender bender dude

by The fender bender dude January 22, 2020