by Little David July 1, 2019

by IAmMaypleSyrup April 13, 2019

by BuddyMaddie July 30, 2022

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast
by Blankyyy December 18, 2017

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!
by Dr. HaHa April 14, 2014

someone who meets multiple race stereotypes while being none of the races that are being stereotyped (i.e a white guy who loves chicken and basketball but is also really good at math)
bro: have you heard about jared? that mf is the star point guard and the star student and hes white?
me: yeah hes a bit of this a bit of that
me: yeah hes a bit of this a bit of that
by somestupidwhiteguy66 July 23, 2025
