beach brutus

you smell like donkey deck

i dont like beach brutus

by picklerick019 June 29, 2021

Beach blowy

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy

Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*

1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again

by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019

North Myrtel Beach

North Myrtel Beach is fun of potheads, preps, white bitches that try to act black, drug dealers, & everyone being fake. it’s the worst place to live in let alone going to school there. watch out who you tell your secrets too... might as well go to Myrtle Beach , NMB School Teams suck ass.

North Myrtel Beach full of fake bitches

by fuckthisschool3 April 22, 2019

Beached

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.

Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?

Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...

Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!

by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022

South Beach Breath Right

The act of one man laying his testicles over the bridge of another man’s nose. This could be done for pleasure or jest. This is similar to tea bagging, but the offender or giver may lay the shaft of his penis down towards the receiver’s mouth.

Jake: Nate, lets wait till Stevie passes out drunk then i will give him a south beach breath right. Get your Nikon ready. I want a close up on this one.

Nate: Jake I think that’s gay move.

Jake: is it? I am going to do it anyway.

Nate: ok make sure you fluff first.

by Professor Deuterium May 6, 2018

Beached Weasel

A “beached weasel” is usually found in a trap house to Diggles their way through everybody’s belongings with no remorse and guilt or care and will help you look for the things they stole from you etc. A “beached weasel” is a two-faced backstabbing friend Who will Lie to your face or steal from you step on your toes And have no remorse of doing it!!A “beached weasel”Can also be someone Who hangs out only when it is beneficial to them and some sort of way and in most cases drugs!!! Watch out for beached weasels because they are everywhereAnd will adapt to any environment or situation....

You can go out to any trap house in Olympia and find a “beached weasel”

by anonymous June 5, 2018

cocoa beach virgin

Having only one child , knows the father of the child and had never been a stripper

I hope that baby momma doesn't start working at the club and ends up losing her Cocoa Beach virginity

by Triplej4y August 1, 2021