Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!

"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"

by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019

Beach Episode

An episode based in a Hot Spring/Beach/Pool in most modern anime. These episodes are usually the calm before the storm, which means that the following episode is either a big fight or the dramatic climax depending on what type of anime.

*Beach episode starts*
Person 1: Oh shit is gonna go down next episode

by Oh its MR MVP?! SIMP!!! May 28, 2022

Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch

life’s a beach now life’s a bitch

by Epic gamer moment December 26, 2019

Beach

Like bitch but clean

Man she’s a beach

by Coolguy69000 April 8, 2020

Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.

"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."

by MD711 December 23, 2021

Beach

A long strip of sand boardered by an ocean.

Let's beach on

by hermioneeverdeenchase August 3, 2018

mr. beach

A child rapiist at york suburban who touched one of the volleyball girls his favorite subject is HTML

White boy "did you hear about what happened to mr. Beach"

White girl "yeah he touched my boobs and ass i kinda liked it but hes still going to live with kodak black"

White boy "Lol kys"

by Killer keememe Baby a tripple April 14, 2017