May 25

May 25 is slap ass day. You can slap everyone’s ass without them getting mad.

“What’s on May 25?”

“It’s slap ass day! You can slap everyone’s ass.”

by Mrs anonymous November 2, 2019

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May 20

national fist your arsehole day in england

“why aren’t you out today, isn’t it your birthday”
“yeah but it’s may 20 i have to fist my ass”

by realassbitch1 November 3, 2019

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May 20

May 20 is the official Slap Grace Day where anyone can slap people named Grace without consequences !!

*slaps someone named Grace*
Grace: "hey why did you do that"
You: "because its May 20 - Slap Grace Day - and I can !!"
Grace: "oh okay"

by siennaisbetterthankyah January 21, 2021

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May the 24th

This is a day you should be proud to be born on, just because why not?

I was born on May the 24th.

by xflox_x February 10, 2021

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She is caring. She is beautiful. She is stunning. She is absolutely gorgeous. She will always make u smile when u feel down she will always make u feel better when u are unhappy. And most ppl are jealous of her because she can do things most people cant do. <3

Person1:look theres Ellie-may.
Person2:yh look at her wow.
Person1:ikr I wish I looked like her.
Person2:omg same she is naturally fukin gorgeous.

by Your_toes_are_ugly March 9, 2021

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