bastardised bottomburp

Forget 'king', this guy's one of the elite! His stuff's gold!

by RatchetBoo October 6, 2003

Bastarditis

The act of acting like a bastard.

What's up with George today? He's acting like an asshole.

Don't mind him, he just has a slight case of Bastarditis.

by SardonicAnthony July 25, 2011

bastar

It is Piticus' way of sharing love and compassion to his group mates and servants.

Hey Leon your a bastar.

by Leonage March 7, 2014

Bastard

1. The illegitimate child of a king or queen (usually king )

2. A child born to parents that are not married; wedlock

1. King Francis's bastard son Jon
2. The poor bastard doesnt even know her father

by BastardBorn June 7, 2017

bastard math

The math to figure out who the daddy is

Grandma : Give her some daddy daughter time
Daughter: What the fuck is she talking about ?

Grandma: Do the bastard math

Dad: I’m your dad
Daughter:FUCK

by Pizza pockets October 15, 2019

crappy bastard

1.) My boyfriend when he's playing a video game and he hits me when i'm down...lol...
2.) Cheater
3.)Someone who rigs the deck before playing poker.
4.) George Bush

1.)You crappy bastard!
2.)Why did you do that you crappy bastard!
3.)We can't trust you because you are a crappy bastard.
4.)Why is a crappy bastard running the country?

by cherry February 27, 2004

alien bastard

A complete cunt who is completely different from anyone you have ever met before.

Shit, that new kids a total alien bastard.

by ' Dan .. December 4, 2007