burnt bacon

What you get when you put a slice of bacon in the microwave for 24 hours straight.

I wanted some bacon, so i put that shit in the microwave for 24 hours. Any ya know what? when i came back it was burnt bacon. Fuck.

by jOrg! December 28, 2005

Bringing Home The Bacon

1) Literally Bringing home the bacon
2) making a lot of money
3) having hot steamy sex.

1) Walker: "Oh Hey, Thanks for bringing home the bacon i wanted from stop and shop Sam!"

2) Jay: "Whoa George, your bringing home the bacon with that pay check man!"

3) Duke: "Hey Caroline, You wanna bring home the bacon tonight?"

Caroline: "Oh Yeah. sweet thang."

by hockey=love September 25, 2009

bacon

A verb of non-definite meaning, although it is probably something peverse.

1. Im gonna bacon you
2. He just baconed her
2. Don't bacon me like that

by Five of Eleven May 10, 2005

baconhair

Curly hair, like bacon curls up in the frying pan.

"Let's buzz, baconhair!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

bum bacon

a bum that has not been washed for over a week, so it is sweaty like bacon grease.

i have well bad bum bacon today

by mchyporoob December 16, 2007

street bacon

Due to the crappy dollar, politicians are now using whatever they can as bribes for votes. Since then, we've seen an explosion of street bacon in certain urban areas.

Hillary Clinton needed PA votes so she sent her peeps to Philly to hand out street bacon for support.

by Gbauer April 30, 2008

Hairy Bacon

The hairy flaps of a lady garden

She had hairy bacon!

by Oakum April 1, 2009