Bastard of Soldiers

A quantity. Like a gaggle of geese, or a school of fish. When multiple soldiers (4 or more) congregate together in the same area, they form a social group known as a Bastard.

A bastard does not have a distinct size or number of soldiers within it. Separate individual bastards in near proximity to each other may eventually merge into a larger, more powerful bastard.

"Go over to that bastard of soldiers and get one of them knuckleheads for me."

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

inbread bastard

A child of unmarried parents that are also related. Could typically be brought on by rape of a younger family member.

An eleven or twelve year old woman from the redneck-ghetto was brutally raped by her own uncle and got pregnant with a daughter that she had to give up for adoption to a loving and devoted mother that agreed to an open adoption, where the child had no secrets kept from her or lies told except for the biggest secret of all: The way in which she was conceived. An incest rape baby is an "inbread bastard".

by Blonde Knowledge Harvester November 13, 2013

nob assed bastard

A word used when annoyed with what someone has just done

Someone throws a hand full of screws in you coffee
"You NOB ASSED BASTARD"

by Thebigman November 18, 2004

Skinny Ass Fat Gay Bastard

A dumb person who was once fat but is now skinny.

Guy 1: Danm, Billy lost hella weight ova tha summer.

Guy 2: I know tha skinny ass fat gay bastard.

by Regulata May 23, 2010

Rat Bastard

A person who looks like a rat but is also a bastard.. Chris Lindsey is a
perfect example of a Rat Bastard.

Hey have you seen Chris Lindsey?
Yea I seen rat bastard bout an hour ago.

by A-Town February 3, 2005

Bastardised English

What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.

I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.

It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?

by John Heinz Kerry November 11, 2004

spank bastard

A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.

John you are a spank bastard.

by isaacapolean May 28, 2007