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Sea Saw

Having sex with a fine female that's older than you
Danm teacher u looking fine can we Sea Saw
by Real Nigger Trizzy December 2, 2019
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Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.
When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Chilean Sea Bass

What lobster dreams it tasted like
Lobster is for loosers. My Chilean sea bass is the food of kings.
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
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Sea Life

Real definition: creatures of the sea (fish, amphibians, aquatic mammals, etc.)

Fun definition: another way of saying crushes (courtesy of my friends)
Usually, if one has a crush, one will choose a creature of the sea (e.g. Catfish, shark, sperm whale, etc.) and use it as a code name for their crush.
Often (but not exclusively) an animal beginning with the same letter as ones crush- (e.g. Blob fish=Bobby)
The 'sea' can also be used as a code name for 'love life'
Person one: "so how's your sea life been recently, guys?"
Person two: "well, Carp knows my name."
Person three: "My sea is dead, nothing has survived, all sea life is irradiated."
by LookinForPizza December 10, 2020
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Cellular at Sea

The cell phone service that you get on cruise ships (roaming). It is ridiculously expensive and costs more than the cruise if you use it. For example, loading a webpage will cost you +$20!
Customer to cell phone provider: WHY AM I BEING CHARGED $50,000 FOR ROAMING?
Customer service: Because you used cellular at sea.
by funnymemes03 January 9, 2021
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Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle
Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”
by MissMartini September 7, 2025
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