apple computer

Hackproof Unix, BSD, GNU driven machine for use by world domination types who security and planning function are top priority.
Sh!t the NSA just cracked my puter; now Ill never conquer the world. Wish i had bought Mac. Damn it all to Hell!

(To minion:) Go find bill gates and bring me his head on a steak.
by D3V1L 1N 4 R3D DR355 September 25, 2003
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candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.
That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.
by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010
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apple sauce

baby food for non-babies
especially for girls named "katherine"
"katherine, i am hungry, gimme some food"
"here is some apple sauce. i have a lot more stocked in my closet"
by cow September 05, 2003
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apple bottoms

one of the MOST degrading things I've ever seen. playing up "fat ass" in the black community. the clothes really don't fit well at all, een if you do hhave an "applebottom". should they make pear bottoms, banana bottoms, and cucumber bottoms to?
horny dude: " oooh, look at that lil ho wit dem apple bottoms on! she a nasty ho! i need a tip drill fro that ho! i wanna fuckk dt ass all night and cum in that tight little cunt! ooh i wanna-"

pissed off black female: "nigga, no you didn't! if you ever say them nasty ass words again I'll cut it off right here at da mall! nasty ass nigga..."
(grabs a knife and threatens to cut it off)
by lovely32 August 12, 2005
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Apple Creampie

When you are fucking a girl, pull-out, and you shove an apple in her vagina. Once the apple is in place, you continue to fuck her until the apple is all mashed up and you cum. The aftermath is the consistency of apple sauce.
Trevon: Damn Mocadeen I heard Jasmine last night was so kinky that you shoved a apple right up in her vag and fucked it given' her an apple creampie!

Mocadeen: That not even da whole story son. Then that whore Ebony when right up in there and ate her the fuck out! She said the apples and cream tasted just like applesauce.

Trevon: What a damn hoe son!

Mocadeen: I heard that. Next time I might be more careful where I be stickin ma shankpiece, nah mean dawg? Fuck son, I'm tired of them dayum shit kibbles!

Trevon: Yea I heard that son!
by afagrd October 10, 2009
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Rotten Apple

When a guy fingers a girl in both holes and the girl is on her rag and he pulls out and he has a red finger and a brown finger...thus getting a rotten apple.
Man last night she didnt warn me and i got a rotten apple
by AshMy April 30, 2006
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Apple Ass

The condition of having a dry, shit-encrusted asshole, resulting from being distracted with an iPhone or iPad on the toilet for so long, that the shit around your asshole dries before you wipe it.
"I sent so many texts on the shitter that I got Apple Ass again."

"I should never go onto Facebook when I'm on the can because I always lose track of time and get Apple Ass."
by gregorator November 13, 2011
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