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C-Dawg

Aka a smart, badass accountant out singlehandedly ensuring Companies are remaining ethical.
Hey, C-dawg! You did a great job handling that audit!
by ssadalicious March 1, 2018
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C-Shart

An alternate way to say "C-Sharp" (The programming language).

The naming is derived from the word "Shart" (shitting and farting simultaneously) and is typically used by soyboys that cannot handle OOP or think C-Sharp is Java 2.0.
Man, I hate OOP. C-Shart sucks so much.
by Big fuggin Tony November 8, 2023
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Mireya C.

Short.

I didn't say it aloud this time, and I doubt you remember that story.

sorry.

I deleted a lot but didn't write what.

Fart you
Pirby: She's a short woman. Very nice, (spike draws a gun and shots john with a pencil)

Pirby: See you in 40, Red Haired French woman

I owe u a drink, ill smoke cigarettes probably by then, if im poor that is, but if im cool, rich, ill be probably be selling, Clothes that is.

Pirby: *playing a tune of the past*

Mireya C. : shoots me in me with a fucking pistol

Spike: My hard headedness stops the bullet.
(boby pullido plays)
News reporter " World renowned pianist shot by her hair dresser"
Pirby: Fucking butar two times, IM ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK
Denny's waitress: Sick book
Pirby: shut the fuck up
N: Pirby walks away.
SCenE be like

*Phone rings*
Mireya: Who is it.

Dont fucking worry about it.

Mireya: *inner thoughts*

I should've married victor

A may: Time CAN'T ERASE
N: Aaron may the artist, bub
Mireya: shits herself
Mireya: FINE, im going to get a drink
A may: Take a fucking shower u fucking hag
Narrator: She walks in to the bar alone, dressed in a green and brown outfit, and the ugliest shoes, I have ever

Mireya: I thought I would have met him here.
this shit sucks, i need a reality check.
only the herobrine part tho
Pirby: Wonder what that was smoking a ciggy in the back
Pirby be like a busboy or sumn smokin cigs
*pirby dies*
Friend: What the fuck is this story

David: Idk my brother just farted i heard it through the wall

NO WHO IS RED HAR GLOCK IN MY RAWRIE GIRL

she be watchin george not found still idk why
Mireya C.
by seeyouin40jojispoon October 18, 2021
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Gabriel C

The cutest most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He’s caring and will always love you no matter what. Well…. Depending on the situation 😂 He’ll always be there for you no Im any time of need. He’ll treat you right; but treat him right, or he won’t stay. He’s very very handsome and has a pretty good package going for him 😉
Omg Gabriel C is literally the cutest guy I’ve ever seen!!
by FatKittyBitch July 23, 2022
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hailey c

Dead ass the most beautiful girl ever and she is a fucking baller
I wish I could get a girl like Hailey C
by Itsafact101 October 9, 2017
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C salt

C salt is the third type of assault.

First, there is general “assault.”

The second type is B salt. Simply, it is the odd occasion when a Bee flies up ones shirt to sting them.

Then C salt; this is assault done on the sea or a large body of water. Typically it is on a yacht, and involves some sort of flotation device. It is more frequent than B salting, but less frequent than general assault.
I’ve been c salted.
by Youknowifyouknow July 22, 2019
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C Maxed

When Max attends Colonel Macleod and punches you full force "To The Max" right in your pie hole

Leaving you breathless gasping for air while you cry like a baby on the sidewalk.
Symptoms may include mild headache, nose bleeds, and shit in your pants.
Fucking Bob got C Maxed yesterday. His mom pulled him out of school for a week.
by a broken toaster October 26, 2020
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