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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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by CozyCats November 11, 2022
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is a phase whitch i did yo mom in haaahahahahah loser.
by nyamete March 1, 2022
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Your mom

2013 joke of the year
guy: your mom
girl: your mom
by easycashsnipah January 4, 2021
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your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Just makes people mad af.
Friend: I bet that girl ADORES pussy.

Asshole: Wait! That means your mom just heard you insulting her!
by PartyCrasher547 October 9, 2022
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It is funny until they dont have a mom
“Your mom”
Oh wait im sorry-“
(Cries cutely)
by Charlie D”melio/brown/spring October 12, 2022
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Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.
by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022
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