wood broil

The act of rubbing one's penis or scrotum fiercely against any artificial substance to feel a raging burning sensation until orgasm occurs. can be rubbed against anything ranging from turf, leather, sandpaper, cheesegrater, or nylon.

"Damn man, i need some moisturizer after that wood broil"

"I feel like tearing up my dick with a cheesegrater"

"I intentionally got turf burn on my penis for the sensation"

by Ron Gant February 15, 2008

Cole Woods

A true chode among men, one who’s legs spread further than the Red Sea. One who can only be referred as a prairie nigga.

You’ll never meet a man who beats his wife more than a Cole Woods.

by Anal salad May 10, 2019

jillian wood

Dumb bitch, no friends, but still the baddest bitch in New York State. Her ex a big bitch and he ain't shit.

Jillian Wood is a bad Bitch
Jillian Wood is a queen

by Casper.87 November 8, 2020

Kent Wood

The redhead paperboy always askin friendly questions.

Kent Wood rode by the house today to ask if I got my paper. He also inquired about me and my recent encounter with getting my dick sucked.

by 2Randal ranstead January 18, 2011

Mr wood

mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.

wow! thats mr wood! what a knob

by mrkidney123 April 19, 2018

cliffe woods

a nice little area in kent with nice people.
full of fields

londoner: where i live is so busy and smells

kent person: aw i live in cliffe woods and it's just lovely

by kjbdsf;kds;flkhn April 24, 2011

Timothy Wood

a popular figure skater, also a complete nerd who works for Geek Squad.

Timothy Wood get your nerdy ass over here and fix my damn computer you figure skating faggot!

by November10 October 19, 2010