Home Toilet Advantage

The Home Toilet Advantage (HTA), not to be confused with the Home Field Advantage (HFA) is when you have an advantage of added comfort when pooping at home, rather than anywhere else.
Man, I gotta shit.... need to get home for the Home Toilet Advantage.
by MissIvyEllen December 18, 2019
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Toilet-paper Scrub

Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water
Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it
by Oure October 06, 2018
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Indonesian Toilet Bowl

When you eat a shit ton of curry before sex, then get the shits as you are about to orgasm, and then proceed to give your female partner an Alabama hot pocket. You then clean the "toilet" with your sperm.
A: My man, it's going amazing with Jenna!
B: I heard you slept together last night!
A: We didn't JUST sleep together. I gave her an Indonesian toilet bowl last night!
B: Lucky ass.
by lil pulp December 06, 2017
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Tippy Toe toilet

A toilet that is so high when you sit on it only the tips of your toes can touch the floor.
In the handicap stall they typically have tippy toe toilets.
by slamher November 16, 2017
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toilet bowl bitch

A Toilet Bowl Bitch is last place finisher in a fantasy football league. The humiliation of the Toilet Bowl Bitch is forever immortalized at www.toiletbowlbitch.com
a toilet bowl bitch finishes last in a fantasy football league, is humiliated and ridiculed for an entire year, and is made to drink and warm, nasty, disgusting beer that is old and most likely shaken up.
by chpsrmne September 30, 2013
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Toilet Paper Jenga

The act of stacking toilet paper against the wall until it falls and then that person has to empty the trash
Did you see that case of toilet paper Jenga? I'd hate to be the one that falls on!
by ds2014 March 05, 2014
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toilet bowl zamboni

The act of placing dry toilet paper or a wet wipe on an area of skid mark on the toilet bowl and allowing the water to seep up and assist in cleaning the residual poo off the bowl with the next flush
I did not want my girlfriend to see the skidmark I left above the waterline, so I did a toilet bowl zamboni to help get rid of the embarrassing evidence
by Eyeboy2015 March 08, 2015
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