old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.

"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"

by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013

Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021

Spoons

A slang term for a pair of glasses, usually with more circular or round lenses.
Originates from the North West of England.

I don't like these glasses, they're too square. I wanna get some spoons.

by Bill Power January 18, 2020

Soup Spoon

This franchise in Singapore sucks.I was allergic to mushroom and they didn’t tell me that mushroom soup had mushroom.The store has no idea how to give information to their customers

Don’t eat soup spoon or you will pass away

by Soup Spoon Founder/CEO September 4, 2019

Spoon whore

A person of the female gender who fires up drugs and will fuck you for a 💉 shot. They always say they ain't one till you bust out a quarter gram

If you need to bust a nut bruh just call jenn that fucking spoon whore will fuck anyone for a shot just give her ur wash

Hugh janus

by Throat plumber August 27, 2023

Spoon

A obsequious human being that feeds other plaudits through desperation of being accepted and conforming with the majority

I'm tired of this spoon telling everyone what they want to hear

by Draco Mandelbrot January 16, 2022