log buddy

A significant other that has at one point humped a tree

Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am

by KittyKat26 March 6, 2017

FAT LOG

You know what this is :)

A FAT LOG CAME OUT OF ME

by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022

Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.

Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it

by Sherbanged December 2, 2023

sirguson log

(noun) a post-game statistical entry from the popular free-to-play 'Team Fortress 2' that reflects an unusually poor or underwhelming individual performance, typically far below the expected standard for the player or class.

Derived from 'Sirgy', a competitive TF2 player known for inconsistent performance, the term “sirguson log” refers to a notably bad individual contribution, as viewed within the post-game logs.tf entry.

"Sorry guys - four drops in one game, excuse the sirguson log."

"lol @Jdawg with only 170dpm as soldier on cp_gullywash, what a sirguson log."

"Did you see InStinct went at 62% acc, that's a classic sirguson if ever I've seen one."

by Cab.tf October 7, 2025

Log

To log out of an account, typically when gaming.

"dude i think we are gonna get jumped, lets log"

by Garden Guardian November 3, 2021

Lincoln Logging

The act of men stacking penises on top of eachother.

Lincoln logging : Abraham Lincoln stacked dicks with me at the part last night

by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

by Krul November 2, 2018