To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:
1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)
2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe
1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)
2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe
Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa
by Subterra July 9, 2021

by Loobas Johanson June 20, 2008

1. someone who will enthusiastically eat food anywhere at anytime, even when the situation seems unconventional.
2. Refers to someone who shows willingness to eat any meal on the streets at any point
2. Refers to someone who shows willingness to eat any meal on the streets at any point
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