Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

Cross on his throat

One who falls in love way too easy, has low self esteem, manages a halfway house , and is screaming for attention in all the wrong ways.. usually goes by the name of John

You know that guy with the cross on his throat.... yeah hes a total Og Squirter

by OGBobbySquirter November 18, 2019

cross the canal

HOME OF THE DOPEHEADS AND A FEW CRACKHEADS LEFT FROM 1990 , A CUT THROAT PLACE WHERE DOPEHEADS THINK MONKEYS ON THEY BACK , WHITE BITCHES SELLLING FOOD STAMPS , BABIES OUTSIDE WITH NO SOCKS DIRTY FEET , FUN FACT THE DOPE IS MORE LIKED WITH FETTY NO WAP , MATTER FACT FUCK BROTHERS RIGHT THERE BY THE BRIDGE THE MEXICAN LADY CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK WITH HA TROY PAMLOU LOOKIN ASS

IM CROSS THE CANAL , fuck son

by CTCDOPEHEAD October 13, 2022

intersectional gender crossing

The academic term for sex between a man and a woman

Did you hear that John and Sarah had an intersectional gender crossing last night?

by Poop_3108 October 5, 2020

cross sibling

How the half siblings in each side of your family are related.

John's mom and dad are no longer together. John's dad now has a son named Jim. And John's mom now has a daughter named Jane. Jane and Jim are both blood related to John but are not family to eachother. Instead are related by cross siblings through John.

by Aceismike December 18, 2023

cross shot

A way of taking shots where people cross arms and drink their shots.

Yo! Let’s do some cross shots!

by mars_claw November 14, 2022

on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024