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Number 3

A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.
EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.
by Adm. H.G. Rickover April 14, 2021
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Number 3

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.
Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!
by Arm4c August 8, 2025
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Number 3

n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.

v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?

Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!

Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...

Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.

Dre: Bet
by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019
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numbers of U D

numbers of U D

(the numbers)

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banknote example 1111.1111.1111.1111.111

numbers of U D ; sections , chains of pages online & indexes , Date and time & ID
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tail number

Da current tally of "willing" chicks whom you've met during commercial-airline trips.
If you want to "rack" up an impressive "tail number" without having to use up all of your frequent-flier miles just to snag one or two hotties per trip, try getting a seat on a cheerleader-transport flight, since there will be lots of cute rumps all gathered together on just dat single journey, and so your "little black book" might attain a good number of entries all at once, rather than their just being added one-by-one from da random hot-in-da-crotch female passenger whom you'd happen across on each separate plane-ride.
by QuacksO January 10, 2025
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