damn it all to hell

basically it's like saying fuck my life, but worse, because you are also saying "fuck the world and everything in it. because I am having a bad time I am also going to send everything else into the burning fire of hell to make myself feel better." A very reasonable thing to think indeed. ...Damn it all to hell!

"I woke up late this morning, stepped in dog poop on the sidewalk, got fired from my new job, and spilled hot coffee on my balls. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL."

by wackascrack@09 September 19, 2013

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all get out

very; extremely; to the utmost degree to which it is attainable; moreso than normal.

"It was as cold as all get out. Seriously. I was freezing my balls off."

by bosnia13 January 30, 2009

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if that don’t beat all

An expression of surprise - as in that is the most odd thing ever.

Bro: holy shit, Trump won the election!
Second bro: If that don’t beat all.

by ZenTam August 11, 2018

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All strokes, no load

This is a definition for situations or people that just don't deliver based on porn where the sex scenes run long but don't end with a big finish and you realize you just wasted time watching it for nothing.

(A) A vocal and outspoken person with no depth to their knowledge or statements.

(B) A movie, meal, vehicle, album or other experience that is built up with a lot of hype but fails to deliver.

Alternate usage just strokes and no load.

(A) He had a lot to say but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B) I was super excited to see the movie Battleship but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B.1) I went to that new restaurant getting all the hype but it was "just strokes and no load"

by Captain Cabernet March 08, 2013

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