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bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*
by Davidfreesefan23 May 7, 2019
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Bed And Breakfast

When you sleep with a girl and she wakes you around 6am to eat her pussy
Friend: Hey you look tired this morning
Him: I've already had bed and breakfast
by Mineslammer May 27, 2019
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a-bed

The Cutest Cat Or Kitten You Will Ever Meet In Your Life A A-Bed is A cat Which doesn't Adventure Much But He Loves Giving Hugs 🤗
Jimmy : Have You Got a A-Bed ?
Johnny : Yes I Love a-Bed A lot
by FlyingFishy543 (Taylor) June 16, 2019
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Bed Sniffer

Australian slang; An investigator from a welfare agency, who comes to your house to test your eligibility and question weather or not you are having sexual relations with your housemates. (As income could be less for people in a defacto relationship, than that of people simply co-residing.
Had to set up a second bed in the spare room today, because the bed sniffers are coming to investigate.
by 3BG October 4, 2019
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Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."
Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.
by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019
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bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018
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Bunk Bed

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.
by troller330 June 9, 2018
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