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one thing

I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
Hey man what was that one thing you were talking about.
by le'peepee November 7, 2022
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Jing the thing

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.
"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.

"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020
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Monkey Things Up

In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.

To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"
Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up
by UncleLoid January 19, 2019
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Fart of a thing

A country saying which makes reference to someone/something that is small
This apple is a fart of a thing.
You are only a fart of a thing.
by Michella_. September 9, 2018
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the most annoying thing ever

pencil tapping, the keyboard doesn't have the clickety klack, having one puzzle piece missing, you build a at-at instead of the milleniam falcon lego set, making an epic project and you don't get to present it.
those are the many things that people call "the most annoying thing ever"
"bro my game crashed after 2 hours of not saved progress, that is the most annoying thing ever"
by docter cat August 24, 2022
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