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golden goose

A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!
Look guys, the Golden Goose just crapped his pants again!
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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Golden Domer

The act of a gay man using urine to wash away semen from another mans face after the act of fellatio.
Last night, I blew my load all over my partners face. To wash his face of my man juice I gave him golden domer... He threw up but liked it.
by Johnday August 19, 2013
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Golden Child

First born child, always funny in his mum’s eyes, does nothing around the house besides getting in the way, PlayStation connoisseur.

Currently employed at the local private hospital, working as medical records eye candy/bitch. Mum is so proud as usual.
Mum: ‘Where’s my golden child?’
Everyone else: ‘He’s snorting a line off a Kmart plate.
Mum: ‘That’s my boy!’
by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021
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Golden Rule

If a bro is about to get a lap dance or ablowjob, you do not shoot them.
bro, kevin is about to get a lap dance" "get my revolver" "no dude, don't you remember the golden rule?
by stanky_rabbi October 30, 2010
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Golden Ferret

When one drinks whiskey during sex, holds a match to there mouth, and spits fire when they cumm. The ball of fire creates the illusion of a golden ferret
Jenny: Damn! Leroy had the best golden ferret last nigh!
by nighthawk368975 June 19, 2009
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golden boy

A rich boy who likes to show off how rich he is. A golden boy is often someone who acts perfect when they are really not. They tend to be conceited and act like they're the coolest person even when they're not.
by pettygirl101 August 26, 2017
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golden BC

the best town int he world!!!
isn't it 'golden' to live in Golden BC??
by amanda bergstromaly December 13, 2010
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