Breeding like swamp rats

They breed us in to a ghetto Human population that can no longer support an independent middle class home. They filled the homes with their swamp rat spawn. Now their kids and us live in stacked apartments eating and shitting on top of one another. No land to grow food, paying off the sins of swamp rats with taxes and rent, making life hard for everyone.

Clint Eastwood - how many swamp rats can you fit in one home? They are breeding like swamp rats.

by Universe completion January 27, 2023

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Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench

Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster

by TY the OG September 17, 2021

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Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr February 15, 2012

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swamp ass damage per second

Bwamp.

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.

by Strken November 22, 2019

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Swamp Stew

When two individuals rub each other's anuses together to make a concoction known as swamp stew. It's known to be slightly salty. It originated in Portugal.

Me and My Bae gonna go home and make some of that swamp stew

by Veracocha August 02, 2018

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