Squaremont

Square, boring Claremont, Southern California. The only college town on earth where you're virtually guaranteed to die of boredom. The only cool thing about it is that supposedly Snoop Doggy Dog lives there.

Summer's over, it's back to faaarkin' Squaremont. Big fat f'in yaaaawn!

by Claremont survivor February 6, 2010

Square

a person who won't fuck; an uptight bitch who won't touch your boner

She's so square she won't even touch my hard cock

by hardcock555 November 27, 2015

Squarey

When you want to describe someone in the most awkward way possible.

Tyler was being very “squarey” today. He was so awkward around my girlfriend

by OrangeAstrid December 28, 2017

Spongebob squarepants

The most retarded show in the world it's dumb as fuck

Spongebob squarepants is stupid and retarded

by Boogereater69 March 13, 2021

Get Out Of My Square

When someone is on your square of the couch and you don't want them on your square.

Bitch wouldn't get out of my square so I smeared santorum on her face

by paahl August 1, 2012

Spongebob Squarepants

Putting a bucket of ice into a woman's underpants then screwing her with a dry sponge.

creepy old guy: "Spongebob Squarepants is now my favorite show."

by Mista Crabs September 26, 2009

squarehead

A fat irritating twat with a head shaped like a cardboard box. Squareheads often only have one bollock.

You are a fat one balled squarehead

by Mr Plums December 28, 2007