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slit pit

made in reference to the female genitalia, emphisising the depth of the vagina.
She asked me to drop it in her slit pit and make it hurt.
by dwor October 24, 2005
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splittist

According to the Washington Post editorial page, the Chinese government belittles the anti-Olympics protests as "the work of Western extremists or splittists such as the Dali Lama." Source: William Safire, New York Times
by Una Malachica April 27, 2008
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Splittie

A slang term used to describe a period of time. Most often, used to refer to a "split second"
John: "Hey, I just got my new tv... Want to come over and help me set it up?"

Jake: "Sure, im just around the corner, be there in a splittie."
by Justin Kelly March 23, 2009
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lane splitter

When excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. You have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane.
They say it takes balls to pull a Lane Splitter. But it usually it usually takes a hand, too.
by Tommy_John December 3, 2015
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illinois rail splitter

when a women spreads her vaginal lips and massages your penis with them without insertion
you: "rachel's such a tease, she only gave me the illinois rail splitter last night after promising more."
me:" at least you got off"
by Wicked CP November 29, 2012
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Slitbag

When someone has passed the point being just a bag of sluts, and a bag of skits. They're called, bag of slits, or SLITBAG.
(Bag of slits can also be considered a bag of razors.)

Also, a funny typo in the word SLUTBAG being that "I" and "U" are together
Person: YOU SLITBAG!
Girl: -SOB-
by Cattie Mc Dee. April 10, 2010
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Shlit

A state of perfect intoxication, that comes around ounce every 12 moons. When you get so belligerently drunk, that you have the night of your life, constantly need 1-3 people accompanying you when you want to move, yet never feel like vomiting. This word is derived from two other English words: Shitfaced , and Lit , combining the words, and their definitions.
You on your birthday: "Man, I got so Shlit last night; the boys surprised me with a kegger on top of the towns water tower. I met Neil Patrick Harris, drank an entire keg, fell off the water tower, and then I woke up with the triplets from my Psych class"

Your bro: "Yep, that's pretty Shlit".
by Cow-Town July 23, 2016
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