Noodle Shark

When a non Asian woman strictly dates Asian men.

Pedro ask Jennifer out for a date. She said no because she is strictly a noodle shark.

by pigcharm May 27, 2013

luke sharkey

A mad dog that will knock your mum out with one flick and has a huge you know what

Oi thats a luke sharkey aka a sharkey

by SHarkeyMAte August 7, 2018

Grandpa Shark

Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement

Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.

by puick pride awareness October 8, 2018

Dank Shark

A Very Cool Shark That Smokes Weed And Does Other Drugs Aswell.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.

Oh look thats a Dank Shark.
That Dank Shark is so cool!

by The Most True Person January 20, 2019

Butt shark

A mini shark that lives in the river and nibbles on your butt

“Don’t stay in the water too long, a butt shark will come and nip your tooshy”

by Chika19 February 28, 2019

karma shark

A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.

That dude was such a sleazy karma shark for doing all those favors with strings attached!

by Major Madcat July 19, 2019

Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.

Christina just let out the biggest brown shark

by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019