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Soft

Opposite of hard

Someone who gives off a persona of being raw or hard, but deep down they are really just soft.
“Dude, SMD! I won’t get in that cage even though the Padres won in 4. I’m soft!”
by ZTerm October 18, 2022
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soft surf

A term made up by nastia that does not exist.
"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"
by darealdodo August 11, 2024
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Soft apeth

When youre dog is tired and lazy. When someone is sensitive or emotional 24/7.

When someone is wrapped up in 50 odd blankets and they become a human buritto. But this is an efectionate term and ive never heard it outside of swansea ngl
Wow you really are a soft apeth

Shut up you soft apeth

Leave him alone he is just a soft apeth
by Welsh stuff August 5, 2019
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super-soft

Smoething that is at the same time super exciting and Delfin but also soft and quieting.
A fan: How do you find Spinetta's ascending and descending chord in the Socios del Desierto double album?
A Delfin: Super-soft.

A fan: How was the freestyling last night?
A coral: Super-soft.
by orionauts February 27, 2020
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Soft Start

A Soft Start is when you put the penis in to your chosen orifice before it is completely hard.
I drank too much whisky last night and had to soft start with my girl.
by pseudonymshmoodonym April 4, 2020
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Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.
I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!
by Nidorak March 7, 2018
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soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.
My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.
by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011
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