The Smash and Run

The man penetrates the woman while smashing her head vigorously against the head rest of the bed. Once the girl is knocked out completely the man opens her mouth before ejaculation and then puts his dick in her mouth. This causes the girl to choke on the mans jizz, ultimately killing her. The man then calls the cops and leaves the house as fast as he can so when they come the find a naked, bloody girl who choked on jizz.

Shaun gave Jayde a good old smash and run causing her head to bleed all over his hands as he smashed her head and opened her mouth. He completed The Smash and Run!

by yefdwq August 12, 2010

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Captain Smash-A-Ho

The complete polar opposite of a Captain Save-a-ho. Usually just smashes the ho and doesn't buy her gucci bags and fancy dinners. Usually if lucky, the ho gets a happy meal and a newport.

Tyrese: Ayo ma dude, are you gunna captain save a ho that alexa rae ho? she was feelin you ma dude.
Laquam: Na yo, i just had to Captain Smash-A-Ho and didn't even give her a ride home
Tyerese: Thats grimey ma nigga
Laquam: Na ma dude, I gave her a happy meal and a newport even though a nigga was hungry and ate her chicken nuggets

by XCMMX May 8, 2009

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Smash my gnome

To masturbate.

I'm going to go home, turn on some porn and smash my gnome for a bit.

by Kloe Khaotic September 27, 2009

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8-Player Smash

When a bitch got 7 vaginas, and you and your friends are fucking her in each hole. The 8th player is fucking her in the butt like that one weirdo who plays smash with the Wii U gamepad.

"me and my friends found this bitch who got 7 vaginas. we can totally play 8-player smash"

by steamed hams June 10, 2018

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