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passing off" the "small pet pass-off

Where you cuddle a buxom girl's pint-sized "furry four-legged friend" (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. A great and totally "acceptable" way to "cop a free feel" without the cutie's being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you're super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply "pass off" the chesty chick's pet to her, most likely she won't even realize/suspect that you were "passing off"anything on her in the first place.
Sometimes a "pleeze squeeze theeze"-minded chick can herself be guilty of "passing off" the "small pet pass-off" on a guy --- she takes her sweet time and does more "maneuvering and wriggling" than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :P
by QuacksO July 7, 2018
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small waffle

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penis enlargement is for men with small peni

penis enlargement is for men with small peni (Derogatory)
penis enlargement is for men with small peni
by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022
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Small “D” Boyfriend

The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...
*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.

Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018
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small waist

Wen Junhui has a really small waist
by serenitycarat December 21, 2024
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Small Planet

The word “planet”, but smaller, like mercury.
That is a small planet.
by UH Hecker February 9, 2024
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Small business saturday

Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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