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sticky librarian

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently stroke your red rocket behind them until you shoot your hot yogurt in their hair without getting caught.
The wife was pissed cause I wouldn't leave her alone while she read. So I acted like I left to give her some space. Just as she was comfortable and focused I gave her the ol' Sticky Librarian!
by Fat C April 19, 2022
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Sticky starters

The employee at ScMikeys said I had an attitude placing my duck sandwich order. So while he was making the duck sandwich, he stuffed the duck meat with his sticky starters and didn't even cook the duck meat.
by (qwp) November 2, 2021
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Sticky Keys

When you and your boys get together in a circle and all jizz onto a laptop, and then one guy has to do an engineering assignment in MATLAB on it right after
You trying to play sticky keys later?? Daves got a chromebook we can use
by Google Buddies November 10, 2021
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Sticky Piston

When you use a piece of toilet paper you had just blown your nose in to wipe your ass, hoping the mucus would act as an adhesive and pick up any particles left behind. May also be used when low on toilet paper, but desperate. Named after the Minecraft object.
Barry was unfortunate enough to have both the cold and the flu at the same time, and when low on toilet paper, resorted to the Sticky Piston to kill two birds with one stone.
by Ogre man November 20, 2021
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sticky hangover

getting drunk , fucked and pissed on then falling asleep and waking up the next day.
he had a sticky hangover after they got drunk the night before
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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Sticky

adjective- something that you “sticks with you.” Something that you would cum on.
Your fit is so sticky!

This food is so sticky! Cumming rn ong.

That necklace is so sticky.

That is so sticky!
by v411freek March 22, 2022
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sticky wicky

when you masterbate so much that the cum dries and sticks to your dick resolting in a bad rash.
OMG... today I woke up just to find in the worst sticky Wicky. dried, red and bumpy
by poopy woopy March 27, 2022
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