Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010

Grover Cleveland Steamer

When 2 guys DP a trash barrel whore and after pulling out scat on her chest.

Laura wanted it so bad after that non-profit event that Frank and Mike gave her a Grover Cleveland Steamer she'll never forget.

by soyparty August 29, 2014

Silicon Valley Steamer

Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.

The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.

"Did you hear Jim got fired"

"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."

by RazorRay May 29, 2015

Prickly Cleveland Steamer

When you're strapped to a bed of nails and your woman drops a hot steamy deuce on your chest

Martha is about to give Bob a Prickly Cleveland Steamer

by Hairy_Cockness_Monster June 12, 2015

white chocolate steamer

When a white raper gives a cleaveland steamer.

Ooooooo dawg I gave that girl a white chocolate steamer

by Diddlewood September 3, 2016

rack-opinion steering

Refers to how a "typical red-blooded stud" directs or "pilots" his gaze and/or footsteps in the direction of certain attractive ladies at a beach or social-gathering, depending upon his perception of how shapely the "set of twins" are that each of said cuties happens to possess.

Whenever I go out on da town in da evening to meet da ladies, I always seem to end up sitting next to gals wif perky D-cup boobs --- guess I've got rack-opinion steering!

by QuacksO June 13, 2018

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019