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i want to sleep

A sentence that is mostly used by college students.
"Ok, so it's two in the morning, I have thirty two unfinished homeworks and assignments, calculating how much of sleep I'll get and whatching the seventy fifth episode of this Anime. I want to sleep."
by Tired and hungry. October 29, 2017
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pre-sleep wank

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2
by kooni June 28, 2007
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sleep like thieves

What really really really really REALLY light sleepers do.
It is extremely hard to watch any porn at night at home because my parents sleep like thieves and are always waking up and being annoying.
by Beanstalker November 7, 2009
mugGet the sleep like thievesmug.

Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.
"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."
by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014
mugGet the Sleeping Morgan Freemanmug.

sleepy sleep surprise

while your significant other is asleep you lube up a hot wheels and discretely insert it into their anus. if you can pull this off you are a true legend.
person 1: my ass is killing me, I think my boyfriend gave me the old sleepy sleep surprise

person 2: legendary
by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020
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Sleep Paralysis Demon

A scary ass thing that appears in your sleep and makes you appear to be paralyzed in fear.
by The real light buzzyear June 25, 2020
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beat you to sleep

fuck someone so hard they fall asleep
Oh baby, when you come over I'm going to beat you to sleep.
by beattlejuice March 8, 2007
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