"Ok, so it's two in the morning, I have thirty two unfinished homeworks and assignments, calculating how much of sleep I'll get and whatching the seventy fifth episode of this Anime. I want to sleep."
by Tired and hungry. October 29, 2017
Get the i want to sleepmug. To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
by kooni June 28, 2007
Get the pre-sleep wankmug. It is extremely hard to watch any porn at night at home because my parents sleep like thieves and are always waking up and being annoying.
by Beanstalker November 7, 2009
Get the sleep like thievesmug. by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014
Get the Sleeping Morgan Freemanmug. while your significant other is asleep you lube up a hot wheels and discretely insert it into their anus. if you can pull this off you are a true legend.
person 1: my ass is killing me, I think my boyfriend gave me the old sleepy sleep surprise
person 2: legendary
person 2: legendary
by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020
Get the sleepy sleep surprisemug. by The real light buzzyear June 25, 2020
Get the Sleep Paralysis Demonmug. by beattlejuice March 8, 2007
Get the beat you to sleepmug.