Sea of Jizz

Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.

It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.

by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018

Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 29, 2020

sea dolphin

A man who shaves his arms and legs for a woman. More to speak, a bitch. Non-masculine culture.

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??

Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth

Harry: Fucking sea dolphin

by lildickmonster December 22, 2024

Rusty Seas

A goofy ahh game made by Aygee where you play as an overweight wolf and speed run getting an assault and battery charge at a fictional beach.

Person 1: Bro you should play Rusty Seas
Person 1: WDYM everyone just left the room?

by Jonathanjo3star May 25, 2024

Under the sea

When you and your partner go in the ocean naked while she wears a red wig and a sea shell bra and you tickle her butthole with seaweed while you fuck her bent over

Girl: Hey babe what are you doing?

Guy: “tickles butthole with seaweed”

Guy: I’m just doing ya under the sea.

Girl: but did I really have to wear this wig and bra?

Guy: yes.

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

Sea hagg

Some one that is beat-up from the feet-up. Dug-up from the rug-up. Tore-up from the floor-up.

Going to the tanning salon too much might One day have you looking like a super model and the next day looking like a sea hagg.

by She’ll boneyah March 22, 2023

SEA BAG

A term used by pirates for Doushbag ! or sailor talk

OH, that Sea Bag is taking me Booty !

by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025