high road

1.term used by con artist dance teachers, who wear their pants ur really high and dye their hair different colors, to make people think they're sophisticated
2.may be interpretted as a drug
3.opposite of the low road

1.I am so cool, I am taking the high road.
2.Yeah Joanne takes the high road often, I wonder who her dealer is.
3.She can take her high road, I'll stay on the low road.

by B.A.D. March 6, 2004

Mexican road block

When driving on a road with two or more lanes going in one direction, and vehicles occupy all lanes. Said vehicles drive at the same speed and evenly, barring other vehicles from passing. This event native to Denver, where many "undocumented workers" usually from Mexico attempt to drive without a valid driver's license or automotive insurance. These illegal immigrants therefore drive significantly under the speed limit, effectively infuriating all other drivers on the road.

Sorry I'm late for work today Mr. Jenkins. There was a Mexican road block on Interstate 25.

by Grego Brown September 10, 2006

road kill pussy

smelly, dirty, wart infested, looks like someone ran it over 15 times with a big mack truck, something that needs to be buried far in the ground.

i would never touch that bitch she got road kill pussy

by tj"s man May 31, 2010

road hot dog

Similar to a "road taco" but it's the girl giving the boy head while driving down the road.

Hilary gave Matt a road hot dog while driving home.

by freakyjazzy November 27, 2009

French Road Trip

a sexual act where ones partner uses his or her tongue to trace their entire body and orifices starting with the top of the head and ending at their toes making sure not to miss any areas including but not limited to vag, wang, balls and bung hole.

Peter was so horny after dinner last night he took me on a french road trip. It was amazing!

by TRock69 February 27, 2015

Kentucky road map

When one shines a flashlight from the rear of ones ball sack while stretching it out with both hands. Large veins are interstates, small veins are in state highways.

When my wife wasn't looking I surprised her with a view of my Kentucky Road Map. My friend showed me is cobra, I pulled out my Kentucky Road Map.

by willthesoundman October 11, 2017

keeping up with the road

different than driving; when the road is moving in front of you while operating a vehicle (esp. while state of being is intoxicated or otherwise enhanced), and you react to it on auto-pilot rather than actually paying attention

fuck, bryan, after i ate those mushrooms last night on my way home i was just kinda keeping up with the road.

by alle_mackone87 April 29, 2011