i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.

Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.

by Snow Bear December 18, 2009

Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Chris Potter

Golfer, Brookwoods Golf Club Tournament Winner, Trophy Holder, Boozer, Champion, The Shiznit,

Holy Crap! Did you see Chris Potter win that Golf Tournament, while drunk? He's the Shiznit!"

by The Trophy Wife June 27, 2011

Amelia Potter

Some dumb whore who dropped out of school and wound up pregnant. Not suprising though. All through the years of school (that we was in) she didnt come back after freshman year.. she was always a low class hoe. Obviously her tits arent real but she wont ever admit it. People say shes so "strong" but really she just tells people her buisness for attention. No one cares what shes been through shes still some dumb cunt who takes all the guys attention away with her fake ass self. She likes to lie about things to get attetion like her mom having cancer and dieing, everyone thinks shes a dumbass, attenchion whore.

Theres that amelia potter girl!

Yeah she a fucking whore.

by Clarkston Girl 96 February 16, 2012

Harry Potter

Protagonist of the Harry Potter book series. Jesus of the wizard world.

Are you worried about getting killed by voldemort?
No, Harry Potter will save us all

by mlia11 December 4, 2012

Col Potter

When you are toking on a joint and it gets really close to the roach, to avoid wasting any green you suck super hard to finish that bad boy off.

'This joint is finished.'

- Nar mahhn, just Col Potter that shit.

'Oh shiiet, that dude totally just Col Potter'd that roach.'

by ratshack July 20, 2013

Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013