party poachers

Fake ass person who mooches off a person and offers an exciting, out of the ordinary, experience while projecting themselves as a cool person that should be talked about to everyone elses friends.

D Web and his friends are such party poachers.

by Will, Myles, and Taylor May 14, 2007

cock poacher

A thieving bastard, one who often participates in the hunting of cocks for a monetary profit. One who has an insatiable need for the cock.

"Chuck Nasty was just arrested for being a cock poacher."

by Durty Harlen March 19, 2008

Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

by AnonM April 25, 2008

hooded poncho

when you rip off a girls labia

man i gave my girlfriend a hooded poncho last night and i had to take her to the emergency room

by strudel77 October 4, 2008

Complement Poach

When someone steals another persons complement that wasn't directed at them.

Jack "Suzie you look nice today"
Jill "Thank you"
Jack "Jill don't complement poach"

by AskACapperDOTcom September 16, 2009

thought poacher

A thought poacher consciously takes someone's thought and presents it as though it is their own. To poach a thought, one must be aware of its source when elocuting it.

"She stole my hep idea, that dag-blasted thought poacher."

by shadyladyk February 11, 2010

london poche

some chick that gives some killer rim jobs. i.e. lesbian who is a fork fetish and touches herself with a blue, rubber fork then precedes to eat her soup. Starred in America's infamous film of 2007 "Two Girls, One Cup" as the "indian beaner chick."

?!?! "Is that a London Poche?" *gasp* "It is! Look at her fork!"

by hanes underwaer April 26, 2010