Puddle Stepper

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.

Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!

by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023

Puddle Sniffer

A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.

My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!

by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023

Poodle

A poodle can mate with any and every breed

That girl is acting like a real poodle with all those hoes

by Watcher of knowledge November 23, 2023

Poodle puff

Straight up insult. The perfect insult for a toxic masculinity male

"You're such a poodle puff" Sarah said to Kyle as he lifted his weights

by Asiababeaa99 November 27, 2023

Puddle of Slut

Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.

Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.

"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."

by Jennifur106 December 8, 2023

puddle huddle

When 3 or more tweakers gather round in a circle to 10 & 2 oil burners ..aka Study for their Math test.

Hey do you guys want to go and scrap some copper so we can get a puddle huddle going in a Minute

by Come down creep February 11, 2024

puddle

the definition of a puddle is where people who are not on substances under 5'8 may drown. people named Dave, Will, David and Tim

ong theres a puddle keep will away from it

we cant go over it we can go under it we have to go through it, but not you will youll drown

by IAMABOVESIXFEET February 20, 2024