In My Pants

1. When someone says something you don't like or think is stupid, you add this phrase on the end.

John: I can bench 200 pounds. I'm so strong.
Chris: I have your 200 pounds in my pants.

by Chris Geisert December 28, 2007

smarty pants

1. an insult for a very clever person,

2. someone that droped spartys down their pants! ha idiot.

1. (clever person gets an answer right)
'your such a sparty pants'

2. 'Oh no i droped my smartys down my pants and now they are all in my pants and are crumbling and melting and im dripping with chocolate and everyone is looking at me but it feels quite nice!'

"look hes a smarty pants'

by i-no-u-luv-me January 26, 2006

baby pants

Really, really small pants.

Holy gerund! You are wearing baby pants!

I tried some baby pants on yesterday and it caused blood to squirt out of my femoral artery!

I lost my testicles in a baby pants accident.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 11, 2005

pudding pants

Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.

*In the middle of a business meeting*

The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."

by Dritto March 21, 2004

pissy pants

a british person who decides to go out & ends up sitting in the corner refusing to have a good time. usually very "sensitive" (read: crazy). tends to be very bad at playing telephone by not being sexually suggestive enough when allowed to create the sentence.

he was a real pissy pants last nite at the pub- lets never hang out with him again.

by merrin November 18, 2005

Cement pants

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Face Pants

for whenever you skip shaving and don't want anyone to know! its like when you forget to shave your legs and just wear pants, but now you can do it to your face -- with face pants! Pants for your face!

Man, I don't have time to shave this morning. Thank goodness that I bought those Face Pants, now no one will know!

by Didymus90 April 11, 2010