Dead pussy

A long neglected elderly lady's pussy effectively in retirement from sex

Blkrod: Dame, I can put a spark back in that dead pussy

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Be caught dead

To really not like something and don’t wanna be seen in it.

“wow bro you really gonna wear those shoes? I would Be caught dead in them”

by bluepanther539 April 5, 2023

dead up

Exact in similarity

Saw this chick at the adult shop...looked dead up like your Mom.

by word_banjo September 25, 2023

Temporary dead

Temporary dead=ignoring everything and not gonna deal with it.

Sandra:hey you still there?
Sandra:are you alive?
Sandra:answer me

Sandra:shit

Andy:what?i was ignoring you .actually i went to the party last night.no more chatting on the facebook cuz i was busy lol
at the time i was dead actually
temporary dead

by Andy Train December 7, 2013

dead craig

the under the bed champion

king of quiplash

in-joke to the stars

"I swear to fuck if every fucking answer in this quiplash is dead craig I'm going to lose my shit."

by alive craig February 19, 2022

The walking dead

Someone who has made a non conscious choice to forever alter their dna with an EUA drug therapy that wasn’t vetted properly. They’re usually halfwits that have a level of curiosity that goes as far as “fact-checking”, but no further, which unfortunately now means they’re walking dead.

You can’t blame her for having her head so far up her ass dude, she’s the walking dead, imagine how you’d feel in that position.

by DOINKDAYS July 13, 2022

grateful dead

the greatest band of all time. originating in 1965 the grateful dead took the u.s and europe by storm. their fans are usually hippies and refer to themselves as "deadheads". the person writing this is in fact a deadhead. some of the popular songs are SHAKEDOWN STREET, and SCARLET BEGONIAS. the band is still touring even though the lead guitarist and most recognized member of the band, jerry garcia(keep rocking man), passed away in 1995. they now refer to themselves as DEAD AND COMPANY, with john mayer replacing jerry garcia, oteil burnbridge replacing phil lesh, and jeff chimenti on keyboard. the band is rocking

dude, im about to watch the grateful dead!

me too man!

by dickbicycle December 29, 2016