dead olive

When you throat punch someone then stick an olive in their bumhole.

I’ll dead olive ya!

by mosley88 December 3, 2019

playing dead

When it's Saturday or Sunday morning during school and you instinctively wake up at 8 o' clock or something, but afterwards you pretend to sleep as long as you can, so your mom won't make you do your homework.

I couldn't get all my work done. Serves me right for playing dead till 1 PM yesterday...

by Shark171 April 14, 2019

dead swan

When you orgasm so hard that you fall limply into bed with your neck bent at an awkward angle.

I fucked your mom so hard she did a dead swan onto the bed. I thought she broke her neck until I heard her exhausted gasps for air.

by Ralph Ticker October 4, 2019

Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.

So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?

by MM132 September 9, 2019

borderline dead

To be close too death

The man was beaten so bad he was left borderline dead

by Dookie do little January 4, 2020

dead blow

The act of receiving a blow job from a corpse.

“Tonight me and the guys are going to the cemetery, digging up some bodies, and getting some dead blows.”

by ImNotAnAthlete January 23, 2020

Dead But Lit

The feeling when you feel dead inside but lit at the same time. Or vice versa. You can feel dead in the present moment but the when the future holds the potential to be good you feel lit. It can also include feeling joy or happiness from a previous experience like a night out while feeling hungover at that moment.

Person A : I am feeling so dead from last night

Person B: But last night was so lit

Person C: Felling dead but lit!

by Mr Caveman February 15, 2020