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I am offiended you dumb bitch.
by mickymickymicky May 3, 2011
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Officiousnado

A pretentious non-entity; somebody who does not completely lord it over all he surveys at the workplace or at a social gathering but would obviously like to, he being a sort of “straw-boss” of officious ceremonies, or, if not exactly so, something quite close to being so.
Why, if I did not know any better, my man, I’d call you an officiousnado, but the only reason I’d rather not is that I don’t particularly like spouting compound words or otherwise inventing neologisms while I’m incensed enough to make them up over such an insignificant, pushy little fellow as you obviously are.
by Zamboozee May 4, 2011
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Office Tag

Derived from the childhood game, Office Tag is the adult version. Players take it in turns to use ever more cunning and ingenious ways to "TAG" each other in the work place. Great time waster with potentially hilarious consequences.....this is a secret game among players so don't get caught by others or its game over!
We were playing "Office Tag" the other day. He tagged me by msn ... I tagged him by text .... he tagged me by fax ... I tagged him by email. It went on for hours but I think he won by changing the position of his keyboard letters to spell TAG....genius!
by Preggo Chick September 11, 2011
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office grunger

a grunger who works in an office by day and a punk rocker by night
man, Amy is a sexy office grunger!
by grunger 101 October 26, 2011
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Office Viral

Def'n #1: When an email gets passed around the office very quickly - usually when it wasn't supposed to.

Def'n #2: The speed with which the fun office rumours or gossip get passed around.
Jay: Our whole department has seen that wicked email you sent to Steve - that's NSFW!
May: Whoa, that was just meant for him. Dangit, it's gone Office Viral...

Sal: Hey, did you hear who Stupid Sexy Flanders is hooking up with?
Hal: Totally, but where have you been - that went Office Viral last week.
by Leafsblowgoats September 30, 2013
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OfficiallyNerdcubed

Nerd³ is a YouTuber named Dan(iel) Hardcastle (Hes British.), his series include, Machinima series 13 Ways to Die, Nerd³ Plays, Nerd³ Soapbox (A thing where he rants. Also replaced Nerd³ Completes because he didn't like it and wanted to try something new.)(Nerd³ Completes also replaced Nerd³'s Month of because he missed the 'deadline' so to speak.) , InTheLittleCubed with Martyn from the Yogscast which has been replaced with Little vs. Cubed title is pretty much self explanatory. In my opinion He is by far the best YouTuber I have ever watched. He also hates ducks.
OfficiallyNerdcubed also hates the new YouTube comments hence why his recent videos comments has been disabled.
by toxiccheese November 13, 2013
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Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.
Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.
by SatMisc November 21, 2013
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